Idjit Dawg and Mary's Snack

From 2010-01 Snaps

And now, the rest of the story. Idjit Dawg loves to jump up and just hang out on Mary's lap--typically accompanied by loud snoring--from the Dawg. However, when Mary has a snack, Idjit Dawg takes an attitude that it belongs to her. I missed the picture with Mary's face and Idjit Dawg's face separated by the width of a cracker plus a fraction of an inch. Of course, Idjit Dawg stands on Mary's stomach to get into position to grab the snack. The picture shows Mary has raised her legs under the blanket to create a blocking wall to keep Idjit Dawg away from the food. And, after Mary eats, Idjit Dawg becomes a real life vacuum cleaner. Any crumbs or dropping are fair game and that Dawg is aggressive in cleaning Mary's lap, tummy and chest of any little dropping of food.